Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
