Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Randomize
