just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
