mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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