forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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