do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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