i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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