they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Best friends brother. Beat that.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
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