Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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