Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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