So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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