So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
ugly people sure do ruin things
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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