You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
found the other keg... it's in the tree
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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