And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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