they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
you never un-have a 4some
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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