Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
