Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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