yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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