I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
you didnt know i had herpes?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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