they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
