butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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