nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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