I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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