how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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