I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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