hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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