I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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