Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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