he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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