Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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