And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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