I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
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