i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Shame - the story of my life.
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