I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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