you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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