just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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