We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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