Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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