I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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