Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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