That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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