speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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