It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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