Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
i now understand why vodka
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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