if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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