Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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