Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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