is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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