He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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