If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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